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THE MANY SIDES OF YOU

If you’re grasping, you’re an opportunist
When laid back, you’re a slave of sloth
When ambitious you’re a cutthroat
When not daring, just a cowardly loss

If you’re a grabber you are plain greedy
If a giver, it’s an egoistic oblation
If you’re gregarious, you’re not needy
If artistic, just a vain indignation

A ready spender, is an idler, a wastrel
If tight fisted, a scrimpy old Scrooge
Show emotion, you’re just a loser
A mama’s boy, a weakling, a stooge

Stand out, a sore thumb, that’s a misfit
When chilled out, a fancy spendthrift
Climb the ladder, you’re being devious
Stick your neck out, you’re dangerous

Love yourself, you’re a narcissist
Love others, just a people pleaser
Have opinions, makes you an extremist
Play pranks, makes you such a teaser.

Make a mistake, you do nothing right
If perfect, you’re a shade too bright
Heed it all, you’ll be alone on a shelf
Ignore the innuendos, just be yourself.